Dear dad,
Please start being a better father. Sending just an e-card on my birthday is not enough. Even grandma sends me a physical card in the mail. Only Facebook friends, who I barely speak to, can sufficiently get away with an electronic birthday wish.
Sincerely, pick up a phone next time.
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