Dear inventor of the keyboard, Why did you have to make the 't' and the 'g' so close together? Sincerely, just signed an email "with retards..."

Dear inventor of the keyboard,

Why did you have to make the 't' and the 'g' so close together?

Sincerely, just signed an email "with retards..."

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