Dear wife, You told me that there had better be something in the driveway that could go from 2 to 200 in two seconds flat on your birthday, so I got you a brand new bathroom scale! Sincerely, it fits all the requirements, why are you so angry?!

Dear wife,

You told me that there had better be something in the driveway that could go from 2 to 200 in two seconds flat on your birthday, so I got you a brand new bathroom scale!

Sincerely, it fits all the requirements, why are you so angry?!