Dear girlfriend, Please realize that when I go through your purse looking for gum and I find 2 packs of 'morning after' pills, I might be a little suspicious. Sincerely, I've only been to second base with you.

Dear girlfriend,

Please realize that when I go through your purse looking for gum and I find 2 packs of 'morning after' pills, I might be a little suspicious.

Sincerely, I've only been to second base with you.