Dear drinker, I know you want me. You want to suck me, and blow me, and feel my delicious liquid go into your mouth. I'm ready. Sincerely, a straw.

Dear drinker,

I know you want me. You want to suck me, and blow me, and feel my delicious liquid go into your mouth. I'm ready.

Sincerely, a straw.

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