Dear "Secret Life of an American Teenager" writers, I WANT TO HAVE SEX, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX, SHOULD I HAVE SEX? SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX!! Sincerely, maybe try mixing up the script sometime?

Dear "Secret Life of an American Teenager" writers,

I WANT TO HAVE SEX, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX, SHOULD I HAVE SEX? SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX!!

Sincerely, maybe try mixing up the script sometime?

HOW DARE THEY 22 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 37 HILARIOUS 845 I LIKE THIS 2629 UMM, WTF?! 37

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