Dear old lady at the hot springs, Thank you for complimenting my swimming suit and figure. Sincerely, someday I hope to be as cool of an old lady as you.

Dear old lady at the hot springs,

Thank you for complimenting my swimming suit and figure.

Sincerely, someday I hope to be as cool of an old lady as you.

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