Dear girls everywhere, Bruno Mars may take one grenade for you, but we take hundreds every day and expect nothing in return. Sincerely, guys in the army.

Dear girls everywhere,

Bruno Mars may take one grenade for you, but we take hundreds every day and expect nothing in return.

Sincerely, guys in the army.

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