Dear pediatrician, Why yes, I enjoy school, I wear my helmet when biking, I don't drink or smoke, and I am still a virgin. Sincerely, the "no longer average" teen, judging by the look on your face.

Dear pediatrician,

Why yes, I enjoy school, I wear my helmet when biking, I don't drink or smoke, and I am still a virgin.

Sincerely, the "no longer average" teen, judging by the look on your face.

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