Dear "friends", Don't yell at me for not telling you it's my birthday and leaving you to figure it out through Facebook. Sincerely, I know your birthday, come on!

Dear "friends",

Don't yell at me for not telling you it's my birthday and leaving you to figure it out through Facebook.

Sincerely, I know your birthday, come on!

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