Dear MTV, I'm 18, going to college, have my own home, a job, no child, and a healthy relationship. Sincerely, where's my show?

Dear MTV,

I'm 18, going to college, have my own home, a job, no child, and a healthy relationship.

Sincerely, where's my show?

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