Dear Itsy Bitsy Spider, I recommend moving to Texas. Trust me, you'll have absolutely no problem with rain here. Sincerely, I am serious, you should see the lakes.

Dear Itsy Bitsy Spider,

I recommend moving to Texas. Trust me, you'll have absolutely no problem with rain here.

Sincerely, I am serious, you should see the lakes.

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