Dear "cool guy" with the phone trying to look interesting, Please stop pretending you have millions of texts to answer while you're alone waiting for your friends. Sincerely, I have used that trick, lock, unlock, lock, unlock...

Dear "cool guy" with the phone trying to look interesting,

Please stop pretending you have millions of texts to answer while you're alone waiting for your friends.

Sincerely, I have used that trick, lock, unlock, lock, unlock...

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