Dear women who store their cell phones in their bras, Would you not be weirded out if I pulled an iPhone out of my crotch? Sincerely, underwear is not a pocket.

Dear women who store their cell phones in their bras,

Would you not be weirded out if I pulled an iPhone out of my crotch?

Sincerely, underwear is not a pocket.

HOW DARE THEY 18 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 405 HILARIOUS 163 I LIKE THIS 615 UMM, WTF?! 20

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