Dear Nursery Rhymes, "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jill forgot to take her pill and now they have a daughter." Sincerely, the things my mother teaches me now are way more entertaining

Dear Nursery Rhymes,

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jill forgot to take her pill and now they have a daughter."

Sincerely, the things my mother teaches me now are way more entertaining

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