Dear whole grain toast, Thanks for making me feel healthy. Sincerely, enjoying every bit of that 2 inch spread of nutella on top of you.

Dear whole grain toast,

Thanks for making me feel healthy.

Sincerely, enjoying every bit of that 2 inch spread of nutella on top of you.

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