Dear producers of Sesame Street, Popeye the sailor did a good enough job of teaching ME to eat my veggies. Sincerely, you didn't have to dye the Cookie Monster and take away his cookies!

Dear producers of Sesame Street,

Popeye the sailor did a good enough job of teaching ME to eat my veggies.

Sincerely, you didn't have to dye the Cookie Monster and take away his cookies!

HOW DARE THEY 29 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 11 HILARIOUS 20 I LIKE THIS 620 UMM, WTF?! 20

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