Dear kid who has a crush on me, When you hit on a girl, please don't try to impress her with the fact that the average human consumes two spiders a year while they sleep. Sincerely, extremely arachnophobia and too paranoid to sleep.

Dear kid who has a crush on me,

When you hit on a girl, please don't try to impress her with the fact that the average human consumes two spiders a year while they sleep.

Sincerely, extremely arachnophobia and too paranoid to sleep.