Dear barista at Starbucks who asked if I was a military brat, Being the child of a soldier isn't the only way to get a USAA bank account. Sincerely, actually in the military.

Dear barista at Starbucks who asked if I was a military brat,

Being the child of a soldier isn't the only way to get a USAA bank account.

Sincerely, actually in the military.

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