Dear incredibly good looking college student, Please ignore at least 50% of the things I say to you. Sincerely, why can't I stop putting my foot in my mouth?

Dear incredibly good looking college student,

Please ignore at least 50% of the things I say to you.

Sincerely, why can't I stop putting my foot in my mouth?

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