Dear ex-classmates who tried to make my life hell for years, I'm sorry I was the ugly, bookish prude who never partied with you, but I'd rather enjoy my successful career as a lawyer and part-time model at the moment. Also, I'm sorry to see that you've become a broke single parent about to lose everything in an expensive lawsuit. Sincerely, you're lucky I'm not as bad as karma!

Dear ex-classmates who tried to make my life hell for years,

I'm sorry I was the ugly, bookish prude who never partied with you, but I'd rather enjoy my successful career as a lawyer and part-time model at the moment. Also, I'm sorry to see that you've become a broke single parent about to lose everything in an expensive lawsuit.

Sincerely, you're lucky I'm not as bad as karma!

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