Dear "My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard",
So in other words, My frozen lactose based dairy beverage attracts the general consensus of the male population to the grassy knoll of my place of residence. This general consensus claims that my frozen lactose based dairy beverage is superior to yours. Verily, it is superior to yours. I could educate you, but you shall be obligated to return to me currency in compensation.
Sincerely, fluent in nerd.