Dear Voldemort, So you have a diary, necklace, ring, tiara, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy? Sincerely, you're a teenage girl, not a dark lord.

Dear Voldemort,

So you have a diary, necklace, ring, tiara, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy?

Sincerely, you're a teenage girl, not a dark lord.

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