Dear nine year old i just passed in the mall, You're wearing booty shorts, an extremely low-cut-barely-there shirt, heels, huge hoop earrings, enough eyeliner to colour a blank sheet of paper black, red lipstick, and you're texting away like there's no tomorrow. Sincerely, take that crap off and go play with a barbie. honestly.

Dear nine year old i just passed in the mall,

You're wearing booty shorts, an extremely low-cut-barely-there shirt, heels, huge hoop earrings, enough eyeliner to colour a blank sheet of paper black, red lipstick, and you're texting away like there's no tomorrow.

Sincerely, take that crap off and go play with a barbie. honestly.

HOW DARE THEY 26 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 141 HILARIOUS 37 I LIKE THIS 1488 UMM, WTF?! 31

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