Dear Homeless Guy approaching me every morning as I walk to work,
My dress pants are handmedowns, my shirt was 89 cents from the thrift store, my purse was given to me by my boss, and I've had these shoes for almost 5 years now. My checking account has $6.84 in it and I'm having to wait until next pay day to buy toilet paper so I don't have to steal any more from my room mate. So don't get mad at me when I can only give you 78 cents. The Hospital ID tag says "Research Assistant", not "Doctor".