Dear "cool" kids at my school, Can someone explain how it's fun to get drunk, kiss people you don't know, pass out, and wake up with no idea where you are? Sincerely, mini-golfing, jumping on a trampoline, and blowing bubbles out the car window was way more fun.

Dear "cool" kids at my school,

Can someone explain how it's fun to get drunk, kiss people you don't know, pass out, and wake up with no idea where you are?

Sincerely, mini-golfing, jumping on a trampoline, and blowing bubbles out the car window was way more fun.

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