Dear "the cookie monster makes kids fat", Please realize the cookie monster was only allowed one cookie per day. Sincerely, don't give them three before dinner and blame it on a TV show.

Dear "the cookie monster makes kids fat",

Please realize the cookie monster was only allowed one cookie per day.

Sincerely, don't give them three before dinner and blame it on a TV show.

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