Dear Americans who say spongebob is Asian because he is yellow, can't drive and does karate, Well Patrick is pink, fat, lazy and lives under a rock. He must be American. Sincerely, boom roasted!

Dear Americans who say spongebob is Asian because he is yellow, can't drive and does karate,

Well Patrick is pink, fat, lazy and lives under a rock. He must be American.

Sincerely, boom roasted!

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