Dear mom, Please stop telling me that we are going to break up. Also, stop trying to set me up on blind dates. Sincerely, your happily engaged daughter.

Dear mom,

Please stop telling me that we are going to break up. Also, stop trying to set me up on blind dates.

Sincerely, your happily engaged daughter.

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