Dear Mom, How is it that I can't find my phone in my room, but you found it in the first 30 seconds you were in there? Sincerely, You must be a ninja

Dear Mom,

How is it that I can't find my phone in my room, but you found it in the first 30 seconds you were in there?

Sincerely, You must be a ninja

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