Dear family, Hate to break it to you, but my favorite part about coming home is being able to poop in private. Sincerely, your loving college daughter.

Dear family,

Hate to break it to you, but my favorite part about coming home is being able to poop in private.

Sincerely, your loving college daughter.

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