Dear English Teacher that just gave me a D+ on my exam, Why did you have to assign me to the seat next to your pet salamander AND your giant coffee mug? Sincerely, Attention Deficit ...IS THAT A LAVA LAMP I SEE?

Dear English Teacher that just gave me a D+ on my exam,

Why did you have to assign me to the seat next to your pet salamander AND your giant coffee mug?

Sincerely, Attention Deficit ...IS THAT A LAVA LAMP I SEE?

HOW DARE THEY 25 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 80 HILARIOUS 180 I LIKE THIS 514 UMM, WTF?! 59

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