Dear murderer in my shower, I didn't expect you to groan when I jokingly ninja-kicked the shower curtain. Sincerely, just ran out of my house in only a towel.

Dear murderer in my shower,

I didn't expect you to groan when I jokingly ninja-kicked the shower curtain.

Sincerely, just ran out of my house in only a towel.

HOW DARE THEY 27 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 33 HILARIOUS 2882 I LIKE THIS 565 UMM, WTF?! 981

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