You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an alcoholic. You don't drink, you're a pussy. You read, you're a nerd. You don't read, you're stupid. You tell the truth, you're a tattle-tail. You tell a lie, you can't be trusted. You let someone in, you're easy. You don't let someone in, you're uptight. You've had sex, you're a slut. You haven't had sex, you're prude. You wear makeup, you're trashy. You don't wear makeup, you're ugly.... It's impossible to please everyone.