Dear movie theater worker, Yes, my purse does smell like food and no you can't have any! Sincerely, I'm not paying $5.50 for a "small" popcorn.

Dear movie theater worker,

Yes, my purse does smell like food and no you can't have any!

Sincerely, I'm not paying $5.50 for a "small" popcorn.

HOW DARE THEY 14 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 43 HILARIOUS 66 I LIKE THIS 856 UMM, WTF?! 10

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