Dear ex-boyfriend, That girl you stared at from across the street, slapped your buddy, pointed, then proceded to whistle at. That was me. I dyed my hair. Thanks for the compliment. Sincerely, bet you want me back now, don't you?

Dear ex-boyfriend,

That girl you stared at from across the street, slapped your buddy, pointed, then proceded to whistle at. That was me. I dyed my hair. Thanks for the compliment.

Sincerely, bet you want me back now, don't you?