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Dear lady with $500 sunglasses,
How about I get you a pair of nice $20 sunglasses, glue a random name brand and some rhinestones on it, and then you give me the rest of the money to buy things that actually matter.
Sincerely, hungry college student.
HOW DARE THEY 40
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