Dear everyone who was in the Liberty Tree Mall at the time of my cartilage piercing, I'm sorry. Sincerely, the source of the 110-decibal scream you heard today.

Dear everyone who was in the Liberty Tree Mall at the time of my cartilage piercing,

I'm sorry.

Sincerely, the source of the 110-decibal scream you heard today.

HOW DARE THEY 8 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 47 HILARIOUS 511 I LIKE THIS 261 UMM, WTF?! 27

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