Dear computer, Why does it take less than a second for Facebook to load but twenty minutes for my homework assignment to download? Sincerely, I can procrastinate enough on my own.

Dear computer,

Why does it take less than a second for Facebook to load but twenty minutes for my homework assignment to download?

Sincerely, I can procrastinate enough on my own.

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