Dear lazy daughter, Yes, texting plus facebook does equal textbook. You'll know another kind of facebook when I slap you across the face with an Oxford Dictionary. Sincerely, no one likes a smart-aleck.

Dear lazy daughter,

Yes, texting plus facebook does equal textbook. You'll know another kind of facebook when I slap you across the face with an Oxford Dictionary.

Sincerely, no one likes a smart-aleck.