Dear Americans wondering where their Hogwarts letter is, Did you expect the owl to survive flying over the Atlantic?! Sincerely, Blame a different wizarding school

Dear Americans wondering where their Hogwarts letter is,

Did you expect the owl to survive flying over the Atlantic?!

Sincerely, Blame a different wizarding school

HOW DARE THEY 24 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 132 HILARIOUS 191 I LIKE THIS 811 UMM, WTF?! 16

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