Dear two-ply toilet paper, I guess it's true. You don't really know what you have until it's gone. Sincerely, college kid with a chaffed butt.

Dear two-ply toilet paper,

I guess it's true. You don't really know what you have until it's gone.

Sincerely, college kid with a chaffed butt.

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