Dear body, Why do you want to sleep past my alarm on school days, but wake up early on weekends. Sincerely, why am I awake at 8am?!

Dear body,

Why do you want to sleep past my alarm on school days, but wake up early on weekends.

Sincerely, why am I awake at 8am?!

HOW DARE THEY 4 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 12 HILARIOUS 35 I LIKE THIS 724 UMM, WTF?! 6

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