Dear 'I wasn't that drunk!', Dude, when the intercom came on in the supermarket you fell on your knees yelling, 'God has spoken.' Sincerely, You were, indeed, that drunk.

Dear 'I wasn't that drunk!',

Dude, when the intercom came on in the supermarket you fell on your knees yelling, 'God has spoken.'

Sincerely, You were, indeed, that drunk.

HOW DARE THEY 10 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 41 HILARIOUS 933 I LIKE THIS 380 UMM, WTF?! 11

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