Dear Mail lady, Please don't leave a "sorry we missed you!" notice in my mailbox without even checking if I was home. Sincerely, I was.

Dear Mail lady,

Please don't leave a "sorry we missed you!" notice in my mailbox without even checking if I was home.

Sincerely, I was.

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