Dear Carrie Underwood, We give you props, but next time maybe you shouldn't carve your name in the seats. It's a dead giveaway. Sincerely, the police department

Dear Carrie Underwood,

We give you props, but next time maybe you shouldn't carve your name in the seats. It's a dead giveaway.

Sincerely, the police department

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