Dear "the cookie monster makes kids fat", Well, Elmo talked in 3rd person and you don't hear kids that talk like that everywhere, do you? Sincerely, it's the McDonalds, not Cookie monster.

Dear "the cookie monster makes kids fat",

Well, Elmo talked in 3rd person and you don't hear kids that talk like that everywhere, do you?

Sincerely, it's the McDonalds, not Cookie monster.

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