Dear girls who go tanning, You are getting the boys now, but when you get wrinkled skin and skin cancer we'll get them. Sincerely, pale girls who use sunscreen.

Dear girls who go tanning,

You are getting the boys now, but when you get wrinkled skin and skin cancer we'll get them.

Sincerely, pale girls who use sunscreen.

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