Dear wife who's freaking out that I'm not ready for your friend's wedding reception yet, Please realize that I don't need to blow-dry my hair, put on eye-liner, or change clothes three times to find the right outfit. Sincerely, I really only need 5 minutes.

Dear wife who's freaking out that I'm not ready for your friend's wedding reception yet,

Please realize that I don't need to blow-dry my hair, put on eye-liner, or change clothes three times to find the right outfit.

Sincerely, I really only need 5 minutes.

HOW DARE THEY 16 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 194 HILARIOUS 71 I LIKE THIS 502 UMM, WTF?! 8

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