Dear friend, When I send you a text that could be awkward, please reply as soon as possible so I know I didn't freak you out. Sincerely, paranoid texter

Dear friend,

When I send you a text that could be awkward, please reply as soon as possible so I know I didn't freak you out.

Sincerely, paranoid texter

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